Team White Crisis

Team white had an emergency situation at this morning's practice. The newest members of the team were presented with their new white Jersey's. However, when they skated onto the ice, one of the three still appeared to be wearing a black jersey. The problem occurred due to the excessive hair growth on "Big Gorilla" Mandeep's chest (both breasts), back (both lower and upper), belly (all around), and underarms. This thick "undersweater" poking through his new mesh jersey created the illusion that he was still wearing a black jersey. The team doctor's are now scrambling to find a laser hair removal clininc before tommorrow nights big game.