Team Black had their morning practice today with a familiar face back in the lineup. Ryan Bhala was not in the lineup last friday night due to back spasms and had this to say about last week's game..."well you know we're playing just like the Canucks right now winning one game then losing the next very unconsistant hockey so i think we have to get it together and put a winning streak together starting this Friday night." Q: so Ryan what do have to say about the comments made by your former teammate Bad Ass Billy Virk?..A: " he's talking about us playing like shit well i tell you what.. shits gonna be flying out of their asses this friday after we shitkick them then they'll be wining, crying, and stinkin like shit once again and coming up with some lame accuses on why they lost. We got the players to get the job done so we'll have to get it together and start playing our game.. once we get that established there's no way these guys (team white) will be able to stop us." Bhala also mentioned something about a secret weapon besides himself stepping back into the lineup this weekend. He wouldn't say who or comment any further...reporting live from some mountain cave in Jammu this is Osama Bin Laden,..Aljazeera.

White Team bang on again..

It has been long known that if you stand outside a barber shop long enuff, eventually your going to get a hair cut. In the realm of Delta Friday Night Hockey this also remains true. As our evergreen GM, and the GM of the Year, Clarkee said, Team Black you Are Shit.5 games to 2 Shit.......You know that Shit attracts Shit Flies and lots of Shit Flies attract Shityer Shit Flies. And eventually there is sooo much Shit that a Shit Rope is formed, and it all leads straight down to Shitville.
Team Black, all you need is a Mayor of your Shitville.
Who is it? We know the the Shitville Town Idiot is Toor. The town pump is 'lil' ouch my ass hurts' Bassi. Bhala is the Shitville Thief and Chinny the Shitville Yoga Queen. O, and Shitter......come on, thats too obvious. He's the Chocolate Lane Town Priest. Deep he's the Town Dog.

Please inform the Board of Governors by this Friday.

Stretch Run

Delta, BC - After last Fridays dismal performance and the trade deadline having come and gone it is evident that Team Black just didn't anticipate the lack of chemistry involved with the 6 player swap. While Chinny"Chandigarh"Skidhu has been steady since acquired, the same can not be said for Paul"we make subs for 2 dollars and sell em for 8" Bassi. Not just game in or game out, his shifts are about as unpredictable as the e-mails sent out by Deep Sandhu i.e hoghuntin, puking. Sources close to the situation are saying teammates think his defense is more disgusting than any e-mail. When reached for comment Mr. Bassi said " Shakey got lucky, I'm gonna light'em up next week." told it was not Shakey in goal he retorted "Toasted tastes better". With answers like that, this league needs a tougher drug policy because Mr. Bassi is obviously more baked than any Quizno sub. With 6 weeks left and first place up for grabs Team Black has to get it together quickly.

Player of the Month Award

We're only two weeks into the month of March and the newest member of team white "Bad Ass" Billy Virk (aka "Daddy") has already been voted the Friday Night Hockey Player of the Month. Virk was aquired in a blockbuster six player trade that has in reality become a 3 for 1 swap with the other two new members of team white gone MIA. Since the trade, which has left Team White crippled for bodies, they still have an astonishing 2-1 record. With only three spares on the bench and one flat ("Makhan") which remained on the ice for the full 60 minutes, Virk played a big role in Team whites hard faught 5-3 victory on Friday night. When asked to comment on Virk's performance, GM Booby Clarke said: "No disrespect to the three former member of our squad, but I have never seen anybody play with the heart and determination that Virk has shown in the last few weeks. Virk has been showing up ready to play night after night and all this after just recently becoming a new father. He is setting an excellent example but some guys just don't seem to be following."

Clarke would not say he who was referring to but reports suggest it was the other two members acquired from Team Black in the big trade. According to reports, one of the two unnamed players was on his way to the rink on Friday night but he inadvertantly grabbed the wrong "hockey bag" from his garage and is now being held by authorities for possession of an illegal substance. And we have just learnt that the other unnamed player is apparently participating in another "high impact" sport which conflicts with Friday NIght Hockey. We're not sure what the other sport is but apparently it involves staying home and some sort of cuddling with a significant other.