Hockey Night in Delta

THe league has reviewed the tapes from last nights wrestling match and will certainly be handing down suspensions and possible fines. The league is also considering shutting down this blog site which seems to be the root cause of the increased animosity between the two clubs. THe league is also considering suspending all future trades as what started out as a friendly friday night skate is turning into a bitter and hostile rivalry. If necessary, we may even have to cancel the remainder of the season to allow the teams some time to cool off.

Spelling B.......................(assi)

Judging by all the recent non-sense being blogged about by Sharny " Virk get your nose out of my ass" Kaila, Ryan " i got to the rink 6 hours before game time " Bhala and Paul" hooked on fonics " Bassi only one thing is pain-stakingly clear. Someone or something should get Paul Bassi some English writing and speaking lessons. I dare anyone out there to translate his last blog. It's fucking ridiculous. I don't mean to pick on "The Kid", but is he 18 or 8. He obviously can't read his contract and therefore is traded each week to even up the jerseys on each team. GM Iron Mike should be ashamed of himself, using his players services like some cheap hookers, trust me I know. As far tonight's matchup is concerned,Team Black should icethe same roster as previous weeks, but TeamWhite is once again flying in players from around the province and perhaps the country to have any sort of chance to win this week.

Trade should Even It Up

After the trade gurp for bassi hockey insider bob mackenzie says" it should be evened up it was a good trade a lil bit of defense for a lil bit of offense it was what both teams needed black needs more defense and white doesnt need it but got a lil bit more offense now the biggest advantage or disadvantage is going to be what team mucken plays for cause he blows to many chunks what ever team he plays for is going to work harder" we also caught up with bassi after his morning skate with the white team " im happy now im back at home wen i played for white no one complained me and pipes were rippn shit up the only thing im not happy about is ever since i started playing with these group of guys i'v bin on the same line as pipes just going to be a lil wierd checking him now. Wen i played for team black all people did was bitch an complain they loved you wen ur winning and hateing wen ur losing everyone one was quick to point a fingure and like i said last friday the problem with balla is he cant play with people better then him hes gotta understand im half his age im gonna be faster then him an have more energy is he cant keep up thats his problem. Hes gonna find out friday night whats gonna happen because im going to eat a veggie sub b4 i come an play so il have extra energy. I jus hope theres no hard feelings from the black team towards me and if there is hard feelings we can settle it on the ice." It was a brove move by GM sharny to get bassi back now the question is whos sharny gonna stab in the back next? he traded bassi to team black after one bad game and after gurp had one bad game on friday what did sharny do? he traded him we will just have to see whos next

Hockey Night in Delta

If Bin Ladin would come out of that cave he's hiding in and get his head out of his ass he would have seen the headlines that Bassi has been dealt back to team white.
After squabbling with teammates after Friday nights game, it was apparent that Bassi perferred his subs "white" rather than toasted "black". Bassi was reportedly disgusted with team Black's premature celebrations and premaure ejaculation after taking an early 3-0 lead only to see it deflate as quickly as it was inflated (if you know what I mean). It's too bad the Viagra pills Deep Sandhu mixed in team blacks water bottles did not last for a full sixty minutes. Once the effect of the pills wore out, team white had team black bent over and gave it to them for two consecutive 3-0 asskickings. Fortunately for team black time ran out during the final game, otherwise they would probably never have recovered from getting raped up the ass after blowing a 3 game lead. Yet, Mr. Bin Ladin refers to this as a shalacking???

Last Friday Night at the Ice Rink

As the season winds down the atsmosphere in the Team Black dressing room this morning was upbeat. Even though there was apparent friction last week between a few Team Black players they say they've worked out all the kinks on the team. Team Black captain Smitter K had this to say "well you know after our shalacking of the white team last week we had a few heated moments afterwards in our dressing room. Bhala wasn't happy with Bassi's lack of passing the puck and told me afterwards 'it's either me or him' meaning one of them gets traded. but we had a team meeting and Bassi showed up with a team platter of Quizno's Subs which smoothed everything over and said we'll give it another shot playing together one more time." When Bhala was approached on this matter he had this to say.."damn those subs were good!....well you know Bassi's a good guy and we're going to give it another go friday night and see how things are if it doesn't work out then well we'll see what transpires after that." None of the Team White players where available for comment especially after being handed one of their most embarrassing losses of the year.. team white trailed three games to nothing thirty five minutes into the session! They eventually pulled even at three but that was after Team Black obviously let off the gas and let them back in it and then finished them off in the last game...KayKay had this to say "we where up 3 games to 0 with like half hour into it when our captain Smitter told us on the bench to let up ease off the gas pedal and put it in neutral for a bit and thats exactly what we did."
With all this being said the two teams have battled pretty even all year with some great games been played but it all boils down to this one last game at the rink this friday night for bragging rights....Osama Bin Laden, Aljazeera, New York!

Hockey Night in Delta

Trade rumours circulating late Friday night have now been confirmed. In a surprise move, "Iron MIke" has dealt away a steady blueliner in Gurp Khakh reaquiring the once removed "cancer" Bassi.