Friday, February 24, 2006

CNN....BREAKING NEWS...

Reports coming out of the mountainous region of Jammu and Kashmir are saying eyewitnesses spotted a man high up in the mountain caves, that apparently resembled Osama Bin Laden, waving a white hockey jersey on the tip of his rifle and then lit it on fire. They say the logo on the jersey read 'TEAM WHITE'. The F.B.I and President George W. Bush have not yet confirmed these sitings. We go live now to reporter Ian Hanaman Singh who now resides in Islamabad, Pakistan...."well the Pakistani government have now confirmed these sitings to be Osama Bin Laden and also are saying that the burning of this white hockey jersey has something to do with an ice hockey game taking place tonight in Delta, B.C., Canada. Obviously Bin Laden is not routing for TEAM WHITE... reporting live Ian Hanaman Singh, CNN,....Islamabad."

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