Thursday, February 23, 2006

Hockey Night in Delta

Hockey Night in Delta

Headlines News Exclusive

The associated press is reporting that Polly Pipes is preparing a formal statement into the now infamous double chin controversy. Sources close to him claim Pipes to be angered by the comments by The Franchise and Bobby Clarke. A special chin strap from Germany has been ordered and is scheduled to arrive moments before tomorrow nights game. In the mean time Paul Bassi has come to Pipes rescue. The two were spotted eating cherries together behind a Quiznos dumpster.

1 comment:

kulvir.com said...

Boy, the media outside of Pipes' house is growing. Hang in there lil buddy and keep your chin up!