Trade Deadline

The deal has been confirmed. Makhan has been dealt to team black in exchange for 12 free yoga sessions for each member of team white. Makhan had this to say about the trade: "I'm just happy to be on the same team as Toor. Now I can continue to skate around with my head up my ass without having to worry about getting plastered into the boards. I mean that's how drop in hockey is supposed to be played - with your head up your ass". To sweeten the deal, team white players have all pitched in and bought a brand new black jersey for Makhan.

TRADING DEADLINE

Thursday March 9, 2006

On the trading block for the WHITE TEAM is Makan"I can't believe its not butter" Parhar.

When told of his potential removal from the WHITE TEAM, he just had this confused look on his face, like he does when he's playing hockey.

Open to all offers!

Seriously!

BLACK 4 WHITE 2

Well the words of Ryan Bhala were lived up to from last week as Team Black went on to defeat Team White 4 games to 2. Team Black got a boost by getting their #1 goaltender Bobby Sidu and Double K back into their lineup. Black was up 2 games to nothing when they let off the gas pedal and let Team White back into it. White tied things up 2-2 but thats as close as they would get as Team Black took over and bitch slapped Team White aside 4 games to 2. Bhala had this to say after they victory.."well as you all know i challenged my team last week to step it up a knotch and thats exactly what we did. Having Bob back in between the pipes was huge for us and Kk also came in and did a great job. Bassi stepped up and led the way with team captain Smitter and all in all we had an all around team effort today ... everybody chipped in Parm scored a big goal and set one up and Sonny scored a couple of big goals and let's not forget Tour's big hit on Mac Daddy also!..made my job a lot easier...all i had to do is set these guys up. I think next week we'll be even better. "

Team White apparently were seen yelling at each other after the game calling each other every name in the book...Randy "bucktoothed beaver" Parmar had this to say when asked about his team's performance..."WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT HUH..HUH...I did my f---in job out there scoring some big goals but these guys don't realize that it takes a team effort not a one man recking crew to get the win...GET that F----IN CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE YOU PIECE OF S--T! NO MORE QUESTIONS I SAID...GET THE F--K OUT! After the outrage reporters were asked to leave Team White's dressing room. Team Captain Sharny Kaila also had no comment after the game.