Black 3 - White 2

GM Sharny Kaila was busy this week by signing Charlie Kaila to a 1 game contract from the GPF league. Ryan Bhala also returned to the lineup to help make it a closer game than last week. Commissioner Bill Virk has secured the new arena in Delta for the rest of the year. He will be issuing a "state of the union" address later this week.

TUTTI IS PISSED

Makhan's Agent Tutti Poo (no relation to Hanky or Winnie Poo).

Is pissed at his client's playing time. He also doesn't want his client on Team Darkness.

Poo: Makhan means white. Makhan is the whitest butter you can get. It is hand churnned by the whitess hindus from the whitess water buffaloes in India.

I mean look at this guy does he look evil?

Black Out in Delta

GM Smiter Kaila looked like a genius and couldn't help but grin ear to ear when his team trapped Team White into submission. The strategy worked so well that Team White decided to leave the ice early in total disgust. Although Mak Parhar skated for the winning team, he was disappointed by the "lack of entertainment" that the system produced for all the fans he bought tickets for in the stands. Mak prefers to entertain the crowd and can be seen at hosting Yuk Yuks during the week.

Also note, President Bill Virk signed a long term lease with Delta Recreation Center

LUBE-IT-UP

Delta, BC Looks like the price of butter is going down. Recent trend shows the price of kweau is plumetting. Team Darkness forward Makan is unhappy with his role on the team, and could request a trade out of town.
Makan has become increasingly frustrated recently due to his diminishing role on the team, and his “irregular ice time since the start of the season.”
“The third game I was already down to 11 minutes of ice time. It’s not like the season began and I had 18 minutes of ice time. I didn’t really get that chance and then after just a month of the season I was a healthy scratch.”
The Darkness forward also felt slighted by the team during training camp when it became clear that he wasn’t going to be utilized in a more offensive role, a major reason why he left the Yellow Belly's organization.
“It’s not like I have a three-year deal. I have a one-year and if I don’t produce I’m not safe. It’s been tough for me all season,” Makan said.
While his agent Tutti Poo has had meetings with Darkness GM Smitter about the player’s future, Poo claims he did not “demand a trade but he’s prepared to ask for a deal” should the two side not come to a “mutually beneficial understanding.”
“I will tell you honestly, if nothing changes I will begin to explore trade options,” Poo said. “He’d like to be used more than he’s used right now. I will wait a couple of days, maybe through the all-star break, and then we’ll see what happens.”