Trade Deadline

The deal has been confirmed. Makhan has been dealt to team black in exchange for 12 free yoga sessions for each member of team white. Makhan had this to say about the trade: "I'm just happy to be on the same team as Toor. Now I can continue to skate around with my head up my ass without having to worry about getting plastered into the boards. I mean that's how drop in hockey is supposed to be played - with your head up your ass". To sweeten the deal, team white players have all pitched in and bought a brand new black jersey for Makhan.