We're only two weeks into the month of March and the newest member of team white "Bad Ass" Billy Virk (aka "Daddy") has already been voted the Friday Night Hockey Player of the Month. Virk was aquired in a blockbuster six player trade that has in reality become a 3 for 1 swap with the other two new members of team white gone MIA. Since the trade, which has left Team White crippled for bodies, they still have an astonishing 2-1 record. With only three spares on the bench and one flat ("Makhan") which remained on the ice for the full 60 minutes, Virk played a big role in Team whites hard faught 5-3 victory on Friday night. When asked to comment on Virk's performance, GM Booby Clarke said: "No disrespect to the three former member of our squad, but I have never seen anybody play with the heart and determination that Virk has shown in the last few weeks. Virk has been showing up ready to play night after night and all this after just recently becoming a new father. He is setting an excellent example but some guys just don't seem to be following."
Clarke would not say he who was referring to but reports suggest it was the other two members acquired from Team Black in the big trade. According to reports, one of the two unnamed players was on his way to the rink on Friday night but he inadvertantly grabbed the wrong "hockey bag" from his garage and is now being held by authorities for possession of an illegal substance. And we have just learnt that the other unnamed player is apparently participating in another "high impact" sport which conflicts with Friday NIght Hockey. We're not sure what the other sport is but apparently it involves staying home and some sort of cuddling with a significant other.
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