Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Hockey Night in Delta

Controversy

The McKeeerie (Kulvir Kaila) AKA Craig Janney is reportly in secret talks with the Black team to defect reports TSN insider Dave Hodge. McKeeerie is supposedly not happy that his little buddy Polly Pipes was traded two weeks back. When questioned about this McKeeerie held back tears when he recalled how he would sharpen his skates between Polly Pipes double chin. In furious anger McKeeerie directed the blame towards GM Sharny: "Sharny got drunk and traded away the whole team." While perplexed by last week's surprise victory, McKeeerie believes it was a fluke.

No comments: