White 6 - Black 3

Team White wins the season opener 6 games to 3. I'll let the trash talking begin now.

Pardip Kaila Gets the Call

Pardip Kaila will be starting in goal this weekend as he was called up from the affiliate league up in Mackenzie, B.C. The callup was due to Shakey accepting a one year contract to play in a rec hockey league after his stellar season in goal for Team White.

Schedule for October Finalized!

Here are the dates for the month of October at GPF (American Rink):

Friday October 06 - 11:30 PM - 1:00 AM

Friday October 13 - 11:30 PM - 12:45 AM

Friday October 20 - 11:30 PM - 12:45 AM

Friday October 27 - 11:30 PM - 12:45 AM

Great Pacific Forum - Planet Ice by Alex Fraser Bridge
(10388 Nordel Ct., Delta, B.C.)

Smiter Kaila - 2005/06 League MVP

Ball Hockey Nationals

Our captains for both Team White and Team Black represent at the Nationals in Montreal.

Meeting Minutes: Next Season Update

Bill Virk: Hello Hero's, I'm going to start looking into Ice Hockey on Fridays nights starting October. I'll have the breakdown on various rinks and time slots.. We want to book time slots starting through to Dec so it remains consistant. Email back if you are going to be a part of this years season and ,with outta doubt.......White Team domination....AGAIN.......,

Baldeep Sandhu: We also need confirmation and monitoring of a capsystem. Last season Team White and their GM Iron Stinkhad free agents joining the team every Friday.

Khalfan Kaba: I also have goalie equipment that I use on occasion so if i have to play iwill or i can bring the shit and someone else can play.If there is no goalie let me know.

Ryan Bhala: Please don't tell me thats KK's real name!...sounds like a relative of Bin Ladens...hahaha!

Sharny Kaila: Sorry I didn't reply back sooner, I'm off work this week so I haven't had any free time on my hands. October sounds good. Maybe if there is a free weekend in September we should set up a BBQ/ Draft day. Only we will make it a silent draft so Baldeep doesn't go home crying after getting picked last.

Gurp Daku: Hey guys Me, Sunny, and Gopal are in.............and you'll all be happy to know that the wounds in my back have basically all healed up from the knife Sharny stuck in it last year

Bob Sidhu: I have re-signed with team black....terms will not be disclosed....no trade clause has been put in, in case the kaila sisters (iron mike stinky and osama bin lady) decide to do any backdoor negoiations, our family still in shock after the sudden departure of bill virk to team white......barring any injuries or drinking binges I have committed to a full year in edmonton (team black) my wife said I am allowed...she likes edmonton....the mall is particulary nice

Smiter Kaila: I don't know if team black wants to welcome a player on to their team who has to get permission from the wife! All it takes is one little fight and we might be out of a goalie for the whole year.

Kulvir Kaila: Bob has two wives. Amy and Bill.

Bill Virk: I'm bobs wife? This coming from a Bitch that wears a Swedish Special Visor that is Tear and Chow Meow Proof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND a Canuck fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANd tees off from the Ladies Tees????The last time I heard some rubbish was the last time the Canucks won the cup, incidently it was around the same time you scored a goal in ice hky hoe bitch...

Smiter Kaila: holy shit! don't mess with that cat. Chow Meow!!

Bill Virk: Hey Ryan , make sure you sharpen your white figure skating skates and hem your pink and black dress for the upcoming season. You want to look your best waltzing on OUR blue line while WE fill your net up with pucks, bob's g-strings and baldeeps XXXXXXXXXL nike sports bra's.......

Bob Sidhu: edmonton oiler players (peca/pronger etc)= whipped, no balls, no backbone, no brain ... much like their counterparts...team white and all edmonton oiler fans...chew chew...wha wha ... inner conflict already brewing within team white organazation

Ryan Bhala: I agree with having the bbq/draft day thingy but lets add in some texas holdem in there too then i'm all in! I say we get rid of the blue lines this year.. that way i can stand with shakey and pound back a couple of stiff ones while i wait for a pass from one of my teammates which could take forever!

Am Kooner: I wanna be on one team next fall, preferbly opposite makan (i can't believe its not butta)

Mak Parhar: Mr hooked on Ebonics... My name is spelled MAKHAN or BUTTERGet it right.

Am Kooner: ur the 1 that looks like a pundhay

Final Two Weeks Remaining

Hockey is back for the final two weeks of the season.

Where: Langley Twin Rinks
When: Friday April 21st, 11:00pm sharp!
How much: $10 (goalies are free).