After repeated warnings, and the complete disregard shown by our group towards these warnings, we have been officially kicked out of Delta Rec Center and as a result, Friday Nite Hockey has been CANCELLED until further notice.
The Delta Rec Center Staff called an emergency meeting with their senior staff and superintendent to deal with 10 official complaints filed against our group. After the meeting, we received a call, stating that the superintendent ordered that our credit card be removed from their records and we are no longer welcome to use their facility. Messages left by our commissioner for the superintendent have not been returned.
Due to certain individuals uncontrollable urge to smoke weed/cigarettes before or after games in the dressing room and/or outside the premises, in an effort to boost performance (which by the way was totally unnoticeable) an entire year of building a reputation and strong rapport with the Delta staff, satyanaas kar ke rakhta!! As a result, Commissioner BAD ASS being the public spokesperson for the league, has suffered major embarrassment and is now left with the objectionable task of wiping shit off his face.
We will once again try to resume hockey operations at another facility starting next week, March 2nd, but can't guarantee anything yet. From now on, please inject your steroids, smoke your weed/crack, whatever you feel you need to do at home before you arrive at the rink. Thanks for your cooperation.
For those of you still thinking that this is a joke, trust me it isn't. There is definitely NO HOCKEY THIS WEEK!
Thanks
Management
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