Stretch Run

Delta, BC - After last Fridays dismal performance and the trade deadline having come and gone it is evident that Team Black just didn't anticipate the lack of chemistry involved with the 6 player swap. While Chinny"Chandigarh"Skidhu has been steady since acquired, the same can not be said for Paul"we make subs for 2 dollars and sell em for 8" Bassi. Not just game in or game out, his shifts are about as unpredictable as the e-mails sent out by Deep Sandhu i.e hoghuntin, puking. Sources close to the situation are saying teammates think his defense is more disgusting than any e-mail. When reached for comment Mr. Bassi said " Shakey got lucky, I'm gonna light'em up next week." told it was not Shakey in goal he retorted "Toasted tastes better". With answers like that, this league needs a tougher drug policy because Mr. Bassi is obviously more baked than any Quizno sub. With 6 weeks left and first place up for grabs Team Black has to get it together quickly.