If Bin Ladin would come out of that cave he's hiding in and get his head out of his ass he would have seen the headlines that Bassi has been dealt back to team white.
After squabbling with teammates after Friday nights game, it was apparent that Bassi perferred his subs "white" rather than toasted "black". Bassi was reportedly disgusted with team Black's premature celebrations and premaure ejaculation after taking an early 3-0 lead only to see it deflate as quickly as it was inflated (if you know what I mean). It's too bad the Viagra pills Deep Sandhu mixed in team blacks water bottles did not last for a full sixty minutes. Once the effect of the pills wore out, team white had team black bent over and gave it to them for two consecutive 3-0 asskickings. Fortunately for team black time ran out during the final game, otherwise they would probably never have recovered from getting raped up the ass after blowing a 3 game lead. Yet, Mr. Bin Ladin refers to this as a shalacking???
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Along with Deep's Viagra pills, Bin Laden was also on Prozac. The thought of getting raped in the last three games was unbearable. I didnt realize we were only playing for the first 30 minutes. I'll call Bill up and tell him to only rent the ice for 30 minutes next time. Bhala Laden can't handle playing any longer than.
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