Extreme Scouting done by Team Black

Yemen: Top G7 sources report that Team Black have gone to Scouting where No One has even dare to go. Early reports indicate the Team Black's Top Guy gave the unprecidented Thumbs Up to Scout Recent Kabul Prison attempted escapees' from a Top Max Jail in Kabul. Secret Protected AAA emails btwn gov. officals were leaked to the press when an internet virus named "Black Monkey" smashed into an Egyptian mainframe web network.

At least four inmates have died and dozens wounded during a riot at Afghanistan's notorious Kabul prison, a local government official said Monday.

Officials blame the rebellion, which began late Saturday, on false promises made by Team Black's Top Guy Shitter s. Kaila. Sources say he had written letters to anyone who escaped, that he would provide them with a new life in Delta BC, and more importantly give them a spot on his sinking hockey team.

Prison officials said the rioting inmates finally agreed to halt violence late Monday to remove the wounded and bury the dead.
Supplies of water, electricity and food -- cut off a day earlier in a bid to quell the violence -- were restored, the officials said.

Chief government negotiator Mr.Bad A$$ told The Associated Press that Team Black is open to scounting any player in the world, but false promises is nothing new fot Team Black.

Team Black's Dazzed and Confused forward R.Bhala was quoted as saying,
"hey...man...at least these guy's have a pulse right,,,,, like you know what I mean???"