New Draft on the horizon?

Swirling controversy surrounding GM Sharny and Team White about trades involving half the team. Text messages were flying around this past weekend from GM Sharny inviting Bill Virk to waive his no trade clause and accept a trade to Team White.
Virk's response: "#$%& you 4 games to 1 loser! Team Black Blood runs ramped in my veins. Stink you Lunn' .... BUTTER!"
Even with the 4 games to 1 loss by Team White, Bassi raved about his own personal performance for Team White last Friday. After those comments, Quiznos extended their contract with Bassi to a multi-year contract. Although Bassi is always available for post game comments, our spell-checker was unable to verify what language his email was in.
Lost in all the media chaos surrounding Team White was Pardeeps's brilliant performance on Friday night. Most notable save was a point blank, open net opportunity for Sharny that was denied by Pardeep glove hand save going post to post.
GMs Sharny and Smiter may meet later this week to discuss trade or redraft possibilities. Stay tuned.

TEAM WHITE WINS YEAR END CHAMPIONSHIP! White 6 Black 0

Team White walked out of the N.Delta Rec Center Friday Nite as Champions of the Year, as the season came to an arupt end for team black. Team White demolished Team Black in this final match up 6 games to nothing. The first 3 games were tight as two of the three went to a shoot out. The fourth game was another forfeit for team black as team white rolled over the frustrated niggers and put them away for good. "We came to play tonight, we were ready from the get go there was no way we were going to lose tonight," said assistant captain Ryan Bhala, "you know it was nice beating my former team... i just want to thank Sharny for believing in me and getting me on his team and giving me a chance to prove myself and win a championship." Everybody chipped in for team white on this night as every player scored at least one goal and as usual Bobby LUUU came up huge when needed to.

It was a more sombre mood in the Team Black dressing room afterwards as T. Black captain had this to say..." ya it sucks.. what else can i say... what else do you want me to say... you had two of our better forwards in Billy" i'm a floater now" Virk and Makan"Mak Daddy" on whites blue line the whole game... they didn't come back once to help out our D... then you had Randy Bertuzzi body checking himself head first into the boards instead of the other teams players...what do you do you know there's only so much i can do myself." Bily "bad ass" Virk was seen sitting high up in the rafters of the North Delta Rec. Center after the game was over drinking back a 40 pounder of Captain Morgans drowning his sorrows. Kulvir"i love my grey socks" Kaila left the game early with a supposed upper body injury..after the game he had this to say.."the game was over anyways....i thought i would rest my injury and be 100% healthy for next year."

Well that raps up another year for Friday Nite Ice Hockey at the N.Delta Rec Center. It was a good year this year with very competitive games and good hockey played by both teams and byeach and every player... We'll see you all again next year...In the mean time and in between time....SEe YA!

Black 4 - White 2

Bad ass Billy Virk limped into North Delta Rec center to face his nemesis P. Bassi in another heated Friday Night not made for TV event. Team White came out guns a blazing as they completely dominated the first two games. Bad Ass "Thoombi" Bill, still reeling from the hit last week declined a breakaway pass from center and went wide thinking he was on a 2 on 1. After a freak accident that required Bassi to escort his buddy to 1st aid, Team Black led by their leader Smiter made a remarkable come back as they won the next 4 games. It should be another great clash this Friday night.

White 4 Black 2

This weeks friday nite matchup was held back in Team Whites barn at the North Delta Rec. Center after playing the week before playing in T. Blacks rink at the Newton Wave Pool. That match up ended in a 2-2 tie so nothing was resolved until this week as T. Black got off to their usual 2-0 games lead thinking they got team white where they want them and boost their confidence up. Captain Sharny then called a time-out to get the T. Black troops on the same page as team white stormed back after winning some close games and then blowing them out in the last game to make it a 4 to 2 games series win. The young guns line consisting of Bassi, Pipes, and Junior were on fire in this game as they forchecked hard and scored the big goals that team white needed to win. "Bassi played unbelievable tonight, he was everywhere... he even came back on D to help out," said team captain Sharny,..."i'm proud of my team tonight they showed that resiliance and the capability to come back"... once again also the team white Defence was stellar as they shut down the team black scoring chances after the first two games..."it's certainly frustrating"..said team black captain Smitter.." you cant do nothing once you get in to their zone they're keeping us to the outside and bobby luu is stopping everything that comes his way. we're going to have to try something different thats for sure." Team Black once again showed frustration which was inspiring for team white to see especially assistant captain Billy Virk who was drilled by Bassi in the crease and was never the same again for the rest of the night.. When asked about the incident Virk quickly refused to answer any more questions and was seen leaving the building shortly after slamming back a 26er of bacardi. 3 ssions remain so who ever wins the two out of the 3 sessions wins the championship for the year.

Friday Nite is Back - Tomorrow

Considering everything that happened, I know this is short notice but we managed to get another facility for this week. Hockey is back on for tomorrow the 23rd at 11PM at Newton Arena. The address is 7120 136B Street. It's right behind the Newton Wave Pool on 72nd Avenue just off of King George Hwy.

Please reply to confirm if you will be playing so we know how many players we have.

Thanks,
Management

Friday Night Hockey - Cancelled

After repeated warnings, and the complete disregard shown by our group towards these warnings, we have been officially kicked out of Delta Rec Center and as a result, Friday Nite Hockey has been CANCELLED until further notice.

The Delta Rec Center Staff called an emergency meeting with their senior staff and superintendent to deal with 10 official complaints filed against our group. After the meeting, we received a call, stating that the superintendent ordered that our credit card be removed from their records and we are no longer welcome to use their facility. Messages left by our commissioner for the superintendent have not been returned.

Due to certain individuals uncontrollable urge to smoke weed/cigarettes before or after games in the dressing room and/or outside the premises, in an effort to boost performance (which by the way was totally unnoticeable) an entire year of building a reputation and strong rapport with the Delta staff, satyanaas kar ke rakhta!! As a result, Commissioner BAD ASS being the public spokesperson for the league, has suffered major embarrassment and is now left with the objectionable task of wiping shit off his face.

We will once again try to resume hockey operations at another facility starting next week, March 2nd, but can't guarantee anything yet. From now on, please inject your steroids, smoke your weed/crack, whatever you feel you need to do at home before you arrive at the rink. Thanks for your cooperation.

For those of you still thinking that this is a joke, trust me it isn't. There is definitely NO HOCKEY THIS WEEK!

Thanks

Management