tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228619422011-11-27T16:31:43.795-08:00North Delta Rec Center<br> Every Friday @ 11:00pm sharp!<br>kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.comBlogger761100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-81205501948287603692007-11-13T13:17:00.000-08:002007-11-13T13:33:15.222-08:00

Swirling controversy surrounding GM Sharny and Team White about trades involving half the team. Text messages were flying around this past weekend from GM Sharny inviting Bill Virk to waive his no trade clause and accept a trade to Team White. Virk's response: "#$%& you 4 games to 1 loser! Team Black Blood runs ramped in my veins. Stink you Lunn' .... BUTTER!" Even with the 4 games to 1 loss

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-52902889547830912432007-03-25T13:14:00.000-07:002008-12-10T05:15:14.032-08:00

Team White walked out of the N.Delta Rec Center Friday Nite as Champions of the Year, as the season came to an arupt end for team black. Team White demolished Team Black in this final match up 6 games to nothing. The first 3 games were tight as two of the three went to a shoot out. The fourth game was another forfeit for team black as team white rolled over the frustrated niggers and put them

ApnaPunjabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09926465095712927471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-90698507395238586952007-03-22T21:40:00.000-07:002007-03-22T21:49:22.673-07:00

Bad ass Billy Virk limped into North Delta Rec center to face his nemesis P. Bassi in another heated Friday Night not made for TV event. Team White came out guns a blazing as they completely dominated the first two games. Bad Ass "Thoombi" Bill, still reeling from the hit last week declined a breakaway pass from center and went wide thinking he was on a 2 on 1. After a freak accident that

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-36198454832160742192007-03-04T12:09:00.000-08:002007-03-04T12:28:28.963-08:00

This weeks friday nite matchup was held back in Team Whites barn at the North Delta Rec. Center after playing the week before playing in T. Blacks rink at the Newton Wave Pool. That match up ended in a 2-2 tie so nothing was resolved until this week as T. Black got off to their usual 2-0 games lead thinking they got team white where they want them and boost their confidence up. Captain Sharny

ApnaPunjabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09926465095712927471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-79445666225797379392007-02-22T10:48:00.000-08:002007-02-22T10:51:24.888-08:00

Considering everything that happened, I know this is short notice but we managed to get another facility for this week. Hockey is back on for tomorrow the 23rd at 11PM at Newton Arena. The address is 7120 136B Street. It's right behind the Newton Wave Pool on 72nd Avenue just off of King George Hwy. Please reply to confirm if you will be playing so we know how many players we have. Thanks,

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-3132191440711360562007-02-21T11:56:00.000-08:002007-02-21T11:57:13.805-08:00

After repeated warnings, and the complete disregard shown by our group towards these warnings, we have been officially kicked out of Delta Rec Center and as a result, Friday Nite Hockey has been CANCELLED until further notice. The Delta Rec Center Staff called an emergency meeting with their senior staff and superintendent to deal with 10 official complaints filed against our group. After

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-55819704543316200972007-02-18T22:18:00.000-08:002007-02-18T22:37:22.319-08:00

Friday Nite Hockey picked up a notch this friday as good clean hockey was on display at the North Delta Center between Team White and Team Black. Black got off to a 2 to 0 games lead before T.White captain Sharny Kaila called a timely time out and got his troops on the right page. Assistant captain Ryan" i'm back" Bhala had this to say during that time out..."come on guys what f**k are we doing

ApnaPunjabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09926465095712927471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-38272986113376562802007-02-13T20:35:00.000-08:002007-02-13T20:40:40.556-08:00

Just a follow up to Sharny's post.This will definitely be the last week to get your money in. You pay, you play. Simple as that. Most people paid up last week but there are still a few who need to get their money in. You know who you are. (Except for the couple guys that I spoke to who had the money but due to extenuating circumstances they weren't there last week) I don't want to hear any

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-24273025563232118372007-02-13T20:34:00.000-08:002007-02-13T20:35:22.562-08:00

First off, we would like to thank everyone who has paid up in full for the rest of the year. Secondly, we would like to address some concerns raised over the new "pay in full" rule (ie. players not sure if they can commit every week or players on shift work etc.) We don't want to put anybody in a difficult position and we understand the issues that have been raised, but I don't think

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-48643524498456344912007-02-11T00:35:00.000-08:002008-12-10T05:15:14.194-08:00

Team Black Captain Shatter took matters into his own hands Friday night as Team Black clawed and battled their way to a 4 games to 2 series win. The Team Black win was overshadowed by Bad Ass Billy Commish's new Collective Bargaining Agreement which states that all players must pay the remaining ice time fees in full for the rest of the year. Veterans such as Toor did not take this news lightly

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-23204086829087113202007-02-09T00:46:00.001-08:002008-12-10T05:15:14.354-08:00

Team White was flying high on all cylinders last Friday night as they took care of a depleted Team Black lineup. Junior had to switch teams to help balance out the two squads but just couldn't muster up the courage to help Team Black win. New Team White acquisition Charlie Kaila has secured a very strong defensive lineup that already includes Paul "Its all good" Samra and Sharny "I thought I

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-49854545515380208342007-02-03T01:28:00.000-08:002007-02-03T01:29:07.049-08:00

Starting next week all ice team for the remainder of the year will be paid in full up front. For the remainder of the year that means $80 per guy for 8 more ice times. Next year 1/2 payment will be due in the first week and 1/2 in New Year's. We currently have 12 players (regulars) on each side plus two goalies, not including P.Gill, Bomo, Jessy and Charlie. There are enough guys

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-39953089402153401132007-01-30T10:54:00.000-08:002008-12-10T05:15:14.962-08:00

Toor was arrested in delta. paid the dirty cop off with $40 but, still played friday nite hockey for free stating he had no cash on him. commish received urgent fax from ny. investigation under way..will keep you posted

commish bad asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153419503674261787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-84848472837216823292007-01-30T10:53:00.001-08:002007-01-30T10:53:45.347-08:00

Team Black is offering Team White to play amongst themselves in hopes of boosting moral. We on Team Black agree that if Losers play against Losers, then surely some Half Ass Winners will emerge outta this plan. Maybe it will make you Losers feel better...and give you Losers a taste of what victory feels like...

commish bad asshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153419503674261787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-39421681856174307972007-01-27T12:31:00.000-08:002007-01-27T12:37:34.455-08:00

GM Sharny Kaila was busy this week by signing Charlie Kaila to a 1 game contract from the GPF league. Ryan Bhala also returned to the lineup to help make it a closer game than last week. Commissioner Bill Virk has secured the new arena in Delta for the rest of the year. He will be issuing a "state of the union" address later this week.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-69247518594718374062007-01-24T05:55:00.000-08:002008-12-10T05:15:16.582-08:00

Makhan's Agent Tutti Poo (no relation to Hanky or Winnie Poo).Is pissed at his client's playing time. He also doesn't want his client on Team Darkness.Poo: Makhan means white. Makhan is the whitest butter you can get. It is hand churnned by the whitess hindus from the whitess water buffaloes in India.I mean look at this guy does he look evil?

Wunder-Wreadnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-5175350798650589152007-01-22T07:57:00.000-08:002007-01-22T08:10:53.845-08:00

GM Smiter Kaila looked like a genius and couldn't help but grin ear to ear when his team trapped Team White into submission. The strategy worked so well that Team White decided to leave the ice early in total disgust. Although Mak Parhar skated for the winning team, he was disappointed by the "lack of entertainment" that the system produced for all the fans he bought tickets for in the stands.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-82287995438015965612007-01-21T02:28:00.000-08:002008-12-10T05:15:17.421-08:00

Delta, BC Looks like the price of butter is going down. Recent trend shows the price of kweau is plumetting. Team Darkness forward Makan is unhappy with his role on the team, and could request a trade out of town.Makan has become increasingly frustrated recently due to his diminishing role on the team, and his “irregular ice time since the start of the season.”“The third game I was already down

Wunder-Wreadnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-35601386114163526192007-01-13T14:12:00.000-08:002007-01-13T14:19:52.508-08:00

The draft brought two distinct styles of hockey to the rink on Friday night. Team Black relied on great goaltending from Pardip and a tight defensive system to slow down speedsters such as Pipes, Junior and defensive threats Sharny and Samra. Black needed a couple of 1-0 wins to take the series 5-4 in the North Delta Rec Center.Some post-game locker room comments:"We suck, they have all the

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-33441811800678078632007-01-09T22:42:00.000-08:002007-01-09T22:57:24.117-08:00

We have just completed the first ever Friday Night Lights Draft. Make sure everyone brings appropriate jersey. New teams as follows:White: Sharny, Toor, KK, Samra, Junior, Pipes, Darshan, Harry, Bassi, Tej, Sunny, Bhala, Kutchee BobBlack: Smiter, Dipper, Sandhu, Kulvir, Bill, Gopaul, JT, Randy, Makhan, Gurp, Kooner, Chinny, Dink

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-36510773991033483282007-01-02T09:37:00.000-08:002007-01-09T22:59:00.700-08:00

05-Jan-07 Fri - International Rink 11:30 PM 12:45 AM 12-Jan-07 Fri - North Delta Rink 10:45 PM 12:00 AM 19-Jan-07 Fri - North Delta Rink 10:45 PM 12:00 AM 26-Jan-07 Fri - North Delta Rink 10:45 PM 12:00 AM 02-Feb-07 Fri - North Delta Rink 10:45 PM 12:00

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-78656659229009425972006-12-26T14:01:00.001-08:002006-12-26T14:02:33.483-08:00

Hockey will resume in the new year with the request to move to the International Rink.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-12764501799907680332006-12-26T13:30:00.000-08:002008-12-10T05:15:17.981-08:00

Special thanks to Darshan for supplying the pizza at the end of the year party.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1164526784220302172006-11-25T23:38:00.000-08:002006-11-25T23:39:44.220-08:00

Hockey is cancelled for Decemeber 1st and will return Dec 8th.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1164526683919280012006-11-25T23:31:00.000-08:002006-11-25T23:38:03.940-08:00

Team White was firing on all cylinders as the trend continues with one team dominating the night. Team Black called up their minor league goalie after their starter Kutchee Sidhu fell to an illness hours before the game. Team Black had difficulty containing an offense led by veteran Bill Virk and Pardip Kaila was stellar in net stopping numerous 2 on 1s and breakaways. After the game, Ryan

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1163889710527950802006-11-18T14:31:00.000-08:002006-11-18T14:41:50.540-08:00

Record breaking performance by Team White as Pardip Kaila records a career high 3 shutouts. Team White's top defenseman Paul Samra summed it up best by saying, "Team White 7 - 0 ... priceless". Team Black's captain was unavailable for comment. In other news, Team White's captain Sharny Kaila has checked into a Gambling Rehabilitation program after being spotted at Boulevard Casino for 6 hours

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1163541425509828332006-11-14T13:53:00.000-08:002006-11-14T13:57:05.510-08:00

Kal Kaba ( aka 'KK') returns to the lineup after being in the minors to retool his game. Although Team Black has KK's rights, he must go through the waiver wire to see if he gets picked up by any other team. KK is eager to play and looks forward in joining Pipes and Bhala on the opponent's blue line.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1163541226929742682006-11-14T13:48:00.000-08:002006-11-14T13:53:46.943-08:00

Team Black dominates 3 weeks in a row. Last weeks posting was too difficult to write due the beating Team White took. Team Black's public announcer Ryan Bhala was expected to post a comment on Team Black's dominating performance but he has missed 2 of 3 games due to his 'liquid diet'. Bhala did pull up in his Ford Festiva late Friday Night after the game for some team building exercises.Also,

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1162497536578909682006-11-02T11:56:00.000-08:002006-11-02T11:58:56.590-08:00

This week's tilt will be at the International Rink. There have been some issues with the American rink the last few weeks. We will try the International Rink to see if it is any better.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1162069072661530672006-10-28T13:55:00.000-07:002006-10-28T13:59:25.366-07:00

Team Black took last weeks dismal performance personally and came back with authority led by Dipper's hack attack defense.Dipper will be getting engaged Sunday October 29th. Congrats big guy!

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1161617364511681422006-10-23T08:29:00.000-07:002006-10-23T08:29:24.553-07:00

Complete domination.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1161025452120547782006-10-16T12:02:00.000-07:002006-10-16T12:05:34.980-07:00

Series was tied and ended in a shootout controversy.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1160523439735753202006-10-10T16:36:00.000-07:002006-10-10T16:37:47.386-07:00

Team White wins the season opener 6 games to 3. I'll let the trash talking begin now.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1159989580404762302006-10-04T12:15:00.000-07:002006-10-04T12:19:40.416-07:00

Pardip Kaila will be starting in goal this weekend as he was called up from the affiliate league up in Mackenzie, B.C. The callup was due to Shakey accepting a one year contract to play in a rec hockey league after his stellar season in goal for Team White.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1156895858975068222006-08-29T16:46:00.000-07:002006-10-10T16:36:14.926-07:00

Here are the dates for the month of October at GPF (American Rink):Friday October 06 - 11:30 PM - 1:00 AMFriday October 13 - 11:30 PM - 12:45 AMFriday October 20 - 11:30 PM - 12:45 AMFriday October 27 - 11:30 PM - 12:45 AMGreat Pacific Forum - Planet Ice by Alex Fraser Bridge(10388 Nordel Ct., Delta, B.C.) Smiter Kaila - 2005/06 League MVP

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1155933814995076842006-08-18T13:41:00.000-07:002006-09-14T13:15:35.810-07:00

Our captains for both Team White and Team Black represent at the Nationals in Montreal.

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1154454363345954222006-08-01T10:40:00.000-07:002006-08-01T10:54:18.476-07:00

Bill Virk: Hello Hero's, I'm going to start looking into Ice Hockey on Fridays nights starting October. I'll have the breakdown on various rinks and time slots.. We want to book time slots starting through to Dec so it remains consistant. Email back if you are going to be a part of this years season and ,with outta doubt.......White Team domination....AGAIN.......,Baldeep Sandhu: We also need

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1145483322590983872006-04-19T14:45:00.000-07:002006-04-19T14:48:42.603-07:00

Hockey is back for the final two weeks of the season.Where: Langley Twin Rinks When: Friday April 21st, 11:00pm sharp! How much: $10 (goalies are free).

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1143919297532715392006-04-01T11:21:00.000-08:002006-04-01T11:21:37.556-08:00

THe league has reviewed the tapes from last nights wrestling match and will certainly be handing down suspensions and possible fines. The league is also considering shutting down this blog site which seems to be the root cause of the increased animosity between the two clubs. THe league is also considering suspending all future trades as what started out as a friendly friday night skate is

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1143845339709831712006-03-31T14:40:00.000-08:002006-03-31T15:57:29.776-08:00

Judging by all the recent non-sense being blogged about by Sharny " Virk get your nose out of my ass" Kaila, Ryan " i got to the rink 6 hours before game time " Bhala and Paul" hooked on fonics " Bassi only one thing is pain-stakingly clear. Someone or something should get Paul Bassi some English writing and speaking lessons. I dare anyone out there to translate his last blog. It's fucking

Hockey Insidernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1143824750501672452006-03-31T08:46:00.000-08:002006-03-31T09:05:50.520-08:00

After the trade gurp for bassi hockey insider bob mackenzie says" it should be evened up it was a good trade a lil bit of defense for a lil bit of offense it was what both teams needed black needs more defense and white doesnt need it but got a lil bit more offense now the biggest advantage or disadvantage is going to be what team mucken plays for cause he blows to many chunks what ever team he

Prime_Timenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1143701747760481082006-03-29T22:55:00.000-08:002006-03-29T22:55:48.376-08:00

If Bin Ladin would come out of that cave he's hiding in and get his head out of his ass he would have seen the headlines that Bassi has been dealt back to team white. After squabbling with teammates after Friday nights game, it was apparent that Bassi perferred his subs "white" rather than toasted "black". Bassi was reportedly disgusted with team Black's premature celebrations and premaure

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1143689400077921032006-03-29T18:59:00.000-08:002006-03-29T19:30:00.093-08:00

As the season winds down the atsmosphere in the Team Black dressing room this morning was upbeat. Even though there was apparent friction last week between a few Team Black players they say they've worked out all the kinks on the team. Team Black captain Smitter K had this to say "well you know after our shalacking of the white team last week we had a few heated moments afterwards in our dressing

Bin Laden.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1143402507109841812006-03-26T11:48:00.000-08:002006-03-26T11:48:27.123-08:00

Trade rumours circulating late Friday night have now been confirmed. In a surprise move, "Iron MIke" has dealt away a steady blueliner in Gurp Khakh reaquiring the once removed "cancer" Bassi.

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1142451636155185722006-03-15T11:03:00.000-08:002006-03-15T11:40:36.173-08:00

Team Black had their morning practice today with a familiar face back in the lineup. Ryan Bhala was not in the lineup last friday night due to back spasms and had this to say about last week's game..."well you know we're playing just like the Canucks right now winning one game then losing the next very unconsistant hockey so i think we have to get it together and put a winning streak together

Bin Laden.noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1142398581230849102006-03-14T20:28:00.000-08:002006-03-14T20:56:21.250-08:00

It has been long known that if you stand outside a barber shop long enuff, eventually your going to get a hair cut. In the realm of Delta Friday Night Hockey this also remains true. As our evergreen GM, and the GM of the Year, Clarkee said, Team Black you Are Shit.5 games to 2 Shit.......You know that Shit attracts Shit Flies and lots of Shit Flies attract Shityer Shit Flies. And eventually there

Mr.Bad A$$noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1142310026131918302006-03-13T19:52:00.000-08:002006-03-13T20:25:31.326-08:00

Delta, BC - After last Fridays dismal performance and the trade deadline having come and gone it is evident that Team Black just didn't anticipate the lack of chemistry involved with the 6 player swap. While Chinny"Chandigarh"Skidhu has been steady since acquired, the same can not be said for Paul"we make subs for 2 dollars and sell em for 8" Bassi. Not just game in or game out, his shifts are

Hockey Insidernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1142286292972103252006-03-13T13:44:00.000-08:002006-03-13T14:08:04.986-08:00

We're only two weeks into the month of March and the newest member of team white "Bad Ass" Billy Virk (aka "Daddy") has already been voted the Friday Night Hockey Player of the Month. Virk was aquired in a blockbuster six player trade that has in reality become a 3 for 1 swap with the other two new members of team white gone MIA. Since the trade, which has left Team White crippled for bodies,

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1142032712576856762006-03-10T15:18:00.000-08:002006-03-10T15:18:32.606-08:00

The deal has been confirmed. Makhan has been dealt to team black in exchange for 12 free yoga sessions for each member of team white. Makhan had this to say about the trade: "I'm just happy to be on the same team as Toor. Now I can continue to skate around with my head up my ass without having to worry about getting plastered into the boards. I mean that's how drop in hockey is supposed to

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141941539475508112006-03-09T13:42:00.000-08:002006-03-09T17:55:28.473-08:00

Thursday March 9, 2006On the trading block for the WHITE TEAM is Makan"I can't believe its not butter" Parhar.When told of his potential removal from the WHITE TEAM, he just had this confused look on his face, like he does when he's playing hockey.Open to all offers!Seriously!

Wunder-Wreadnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141608963427241662006-03-05T17:06:00.000-08:002006-03-05T17:36:03.446-08:00

Well the words of Ryan Bhala were lived up to from last week as Team Black went on to defeat Team White 4 games to 2. Team Black got a boost by getting their #1 goaltender Bobby Sidu and Double K back into their lineup. Black was up 2 games to nothing when they let off the gas pedal and let Team White back into it. White tied things up 2-2 but thats as close as they would get as Team Black took

Bin Laden.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141406427625805992006-03-03T09:18:00.000-08:002006-03-03T09:20:27.636-08:00

Wow, didn't realize someone video taped last Friday's game. There is a special 2 minute video clip at the following site:Team Black vs. Team White

kulvir.comnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141347256240533422006-03-02T16:54:00.000-08:002006-03-09T13:40:16.106-08:00

Hot off the press!!!!!!The Black Team has decided to go to its roots.They will be now called THE BLACK PANTHERS- PUBLIC ENEMY. Paul Bassi: The real mouth of the south."OK MAN"I NEVER APOLIGIZE. I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM.Ryan Bala: The original hype man."Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Boyyyy!!!!!! Hah hah! That's right, Flava Flav here. I like to watch TV back in Da-crib, and due to a weather

Wunder-Wreadnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141172092758438782006-02-28T16:11:00.000-08:002006-02-28T21:57:34.883-08:00

After thier morning practice Team White's newly accuired right winger Mr Badd Ass Billy Virk didn't seem as confident in his team as he did four days ago after thier 3 - 1 victory over Team Black. Virky , when asked by reporter David "fat ass" Pratt, had this to say..."well Dave we went into last friday's game riding on pure emotion after the big trade. Team Black didn't come to play that night

Bin Laden.noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141157820902971352006-02-28T12:17:00.000-08:002006-02-28T12:17:00.923-08:00

ControversyThe McKeeerie (Kulvir Kaila) AKA Craig Janney is reportly in secret talks with the Black team to defect reports TSN insider Dave Hodge. McKeeerie is supposedly not happy that his little buddy Polly Pipes was traded two weeks back. When questioned about this McKeeerie held back tears when he recalled how he would sharpen his skates between Polly Pipes double chin. In furious anger

The Franchisenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141089773978303292006-02-27T17:10:00.000-08:002006-02-27T17:22:53.990-08:00

Team Black had a closed door meeting this afternoon. After coming out Ryan Bhala had this to say..." These guys (Team White) are getting too cocky. what they don't think we'll be back.. Team Black will be back to its winning ways this Friday. we're not going to lay down and die... these guys win one game and they think they're Stanley Cup champs. They basically had Sharny score all their goals

Bin Laden.noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1141080153321753702006-02-27T14:18:00.000-08:002006-02-27T14:42:33.333-08:00

Yemen: Top G7 sources report that Team Black have gone to Scouting where No One has even dare to go. Early reports indicate the Team Black's Top Guy gave the unprecidented Thumbs Up to Scout Recent Kabul Prison attempted escapees' from a Top Max Jail in Kabul. Secret Protected AAA emails btwn gov. officals were leaked to the press when an internet virus named "Black Monkey" smashed into an

Mr.Bad A$$noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140984427114812922006-02-26T12:07:00.000-08:002006-02-26T12:38:47.616-08:00

DELTA, Canada - Well it hasn't been a very happy weekend for team Kalhian (Female Negros). Since trading three of their players, the Porch Monkeys are 0-2.So WTF is going on?There are several areas of major concern...The first is the goaltending situation. Scouting for a goalie 1 hour before game time in locations even Hardeep (D-tour) Toor wouldn't go is not very irresponsible. While goaltending

Wunder-Wreadnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140978058704890102006-02-26T09:48:00.000-08:002006-02-26T10:22:53.946-08:00

Hats off "two" team white who displayed what trading away the right players and not mattering what comes back can really do for a team. Who cares how you remove cancer as long as it goes away is a prime example of the recent trade. Thus freeing up GM/player/coach/backstabber Sharnjit Kaila to have an entire orchard for himself to pick without having to share and pretend to have to co-exist with

Hockey Insidernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140917403104820102006-02-25T17:21:00.000-08:002006-02-25T17:30:03.113-08:00

After an easy road game win, the White Team drank late into the night. White Machine's GM S.S.K, invited his team back to his plush Palace, similar to the Palace in Auburn NY. Unbeknownist to the White Machine's Security's personnel, some gut-less Black Team members where seen trying to break into this very private party. After much inquiries, the Black where found to be just wanting to have anal

Mr.Bad A$$noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140906231436425442006-02-25T14:23:00.000-08:002006-02-25T14:23:51.443-08:00

We apologize to our viewers for the inaccurate reports coming out of Kahmir on last nights broadcast. Apparently Ian Haunuman Singh had unknowingly drank one two many cups of feem laced indian tea before going on air. Bin Laden had been spotted waving a white Jersey, however, he was not setting the jersey on fire. He was actually making a desperate attempt to surrender to authorities before

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140828835340669322006-02-24T16:39:00.000-08:002006-02-24T16:53:55.350-08:00

Reports coming out of the mountainous region of Jammu and Kashmir are saying eyewitnesses spotted a man high up in the mountain caves, that apparently resembled Osama Bin Laden, waving a white hockey jersey on the tip of his rifle and then lit it on fire. They say the logo on the jersey read 'TEAM WHITE'. The F.B.I and President George W. Bush have not yet confirmed these sitings. We go live now

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It has to be said that the biggest mistake by GM Sharney of the white team is trading the unstopable Paul Bassi to the black team. Paul is the youngest player there so therefore he is the future of fri hockey. Paul had this to say in a interview right after the big trade " I was hurt that Sharney had did that but what can you do GM Sharney says " he has defence" well i got news for him defence

Prime_Timenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140799271518071712006-02-24T08:41:00.000-08:002006-02-24T08:41:11.526-08:00

Hockey Night in DeltaAs if Mandipper did not have enough problems, he awoke Friday morning with one more controversy lingering over his head. The Dipper aka George the Animal Steel has, over the years, developed a rare condition commonly known as TOO MUCH BUSH or as it known in the hockey world, "THE PERMANENT JOCK". With just hours to go until tonites much anticipated match-up the Dipper has

The Franchisenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140750498110182432006-02-23T18:47:00.000-08:002006-02-23T19:09:08.223-08:00

Ryan Bhala had this to say about who will pick the most cherries for Team Black on friday night "Pipes and Bassi were brought to this team to add more offence but i really don't think things will change for me I'll still get the puck in those go to moments and will get the job done..i think it will be easier having those two guys lookin for me at the blueline to give me the puck even though

Bin Laden.noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140739891792620322006-02-23T16:11:00.000-08:002006-02-23T16:30:13.573-08:00

Team white had an emergency situation at this morning's practice. The newest members of the team were presented with their new white Jersey's. However, when they skated onto the ice, one of the three still appeared to be wearing a black jersey. The problem occurred due to the excessive hair growth on "Big Gorilla" Mandeep's chest (both breasts), back (both lower and upper), belly (all around),

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140727686980457772006-02-23T12:45:00.000-08:002006-02-23T15:21:44.110-08:00

Sportsnet News Nick Kypreos is reporting that the press conference scheduled by "Pipes" will be to discuss an MRI done which has revealed the development of a THIRD chin. No one from the league or the team was available for comment.

Hockey Insidernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140724298715812292006-02-23T11:51:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:51:38.723-08:00

Hockey Night in DeltaHeadlines News ExclusiveThe associated press is reporting that Polly Pipes is preparing a formal statement into the now infamous double chin controversy. Sources close to him claim Pipes to be angered by the comments by The Franchise and Bobby Clarke. A special chin strap from Germany has been ordered and is scheduled to arrive moments before tomorrow nights game. In the

The Franchisenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140721447277929092006-02-23T11:04:00.000-08:002006-02-23T11:04:07.290-08:00

Reporter: Reports have been circulating that you had knowledge of Pipes' lingering "double chin injury" weeks before the big trade but failed to disclose his medical reports to team Black?Bobby Clarke: That is ridiculous!!Reporter: Reports suggest you had Pauly Pipes placed on a strict lemon juice diet a week prior to the trade in an attempt to disguise his injury?Bobby Clarke: No comment. No

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140720971732814312006-02-23T10:41:00.000-08:002006-02-23T12:50:59.770-08:00

As most of us have seen over the past few weeks Mandeep Kaila has been on the struggling end when it comes to hockey, so for this week the Sniper report will go under the microscope to uncover the problem. As we take an in depth look into Wonder bra Mandeep Kaila's dilemma we see right away that his titties are just way to big and when asked to comment on this he replies "they're just outta of

Sniper_9noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140716074488880602006-02-23T09:34:00.000-08:002006-02-23T09:34:34.496-08:00

The double chin injury suffered by Polly Pipes is definitley gonna be a blig blow to team Black. However, Deep Sandhu and his linemates are really looking forward to step up and fill the void left by Pipes. An exuberant Sandhu had to say this "You don't like to see guys like Pipes go down that way, but I couldn't have asked for a better opportunity myself. My linemates and I are really looking

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140713492138268542006-02-23T08:49:00.000-08:002006-02-23T13:17:03.563-08:00

Polly Pipes has apparently suffered a double chin injury and is questionable for tomorrow night. When asked how does it feel? Pipes answered "it hurts". Docters indicate that Pipes will be unable to wear the chin strap for a period of three to four weeks. Doctors say that a bowl full of cherries may speed up the recovery process.

The Franchisenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140668997422483222006-02-22T20:29:00.000-08:002006-02-22T20:29:57.430-08:00

Friday Night Hockey: Blockbuster TradeThe big question on Friday Night will be whether or not Bala, Pipes and Paul will all be able to co-habitate together under one cherry tree? Are there enough cherries to go around for these three hungry floaters? Or will we witness a three man WWE ladder match with them knocking each other off the ladder to gain supremecy on top of the tree?

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140660397970827842006-02-22T17:53:00.000-08:002006-02-22T18:06:37.980-08:00

The trade will add to the already stellar offence demonstrated last week by TEAM BLACK who simply took over, wore down and than ran the white jerseys out of the building. As for team white, the GM has just set this franchise back 3 weeks with the trade in terms of this season and years when age is factored in. Bill "chow meow" Virk is on the verge of collecting pension from Correction Canada,

Hockey Insidernoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140655569584823232006-02-22T16:45:00.000-08:002006-02-22T16:46:09.593-08:00

I know many people were surprised to hear this deal, but something had to give. I am confident the additions of "Big Gorilla" (Mandeep), "Badass" Billy Virk (aka "Chow Meow") and the enforcer Paul Samra can bring some much needed grit to team white. At the very least with the addition of "Chow Meow" we should get some offside calls go are way.

Zamboni Drivernoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22861942.post-1140652118919768942006-02-22T15:48:00.000-08:002006-02-23T10:16:54.276-08:00

Six players have to find new jerseys come Friday. GM Sharny Kaila of Team White has traded Paul Kaila, Paul Bassi and Chinny to Team Black for veteran Bill Virk, Mandeep Kaila, and Paul Samra. GM Smiter Kaila is looking for a resurgence in an offense that relies heavily on sniper Ryan Bala.

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